"Dudes!:

[X] You woke up with a boner. (what guy hasn't?)
[X] Your taller than 5'5". (6'4")
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always. (never)
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your crotch in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. (found out by myself)
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[X] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (I still watch occasionally, but it got stupid)
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (easily. it's only a third of my weight)
[X] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (I'll kill it then be grossed out about the guts.)
[ ] You attended prom to get laid. (prom is next month, but i don't see that happening)
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 9/24 (ouch)

Babes!:

[ ] You get a period. (What does that have to do with anything? xD)
[ ] People say your short.
[X] You call attractive females "sluts". (the one's i call sluts are attractive to some idiots)
[ ] You take an hour to get ready for the day. (10 min)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[X] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does it count if there were fireworks involved?)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (my sister does. she's 23)

Girl Score - 3/24"

I'm boring

btw, mom is quitting sunday. not sure about the future now.